when someone takes forever to reply
one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob
That was wild from start to finish
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
My friend Julie met Benedict today. She literally ran a block to catch up to his car and got in the middle lane while they were at a red light.
Her side of the story::
He just rolled up next to where I was on the sidewalk. I looked over, eyes popped out of my head and I said “Hi!” He said “Hi!” And rolled away down the street. I said “I’m gonna chase him.” And I did!
I need to stop asking myself for permission before I do stuff! He said “you’re going to get yourself run over!” I said “I don’t care!”
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
So news from the Marvel panel summarized for those not following it:
- Ant-Man is going to include a character named Yellowjacket and Hank Pym’s daughter, Hope Van Dyne, but not Janet Van Dyne (who is Wasp and a founding Avengers member so you should be mad about this)
- Josh Brolin is playing Thanos; they gave him a purple rose as a gesture of welcome and he ate it
- GOTG 2 confirmed for July 28th, 2017